I was clearing up my desk a little today and ended up poking through the May issue of the JFP. And lookee what I found. Auburn's looking to make some one-year appointments where the course load is four classes a semester. But wait, here's where it gets good: "salary is $30,000". A 4/4 for the princely sum of 30K? I'd be a fool not to apply!
Here's my favorite part, though. "Women and minorities are encouraged to apply." Yeah, this job sounds perfect for women and minorities. Because, you know, they're used to getting exploited.