1. Every time I cross out a job I can feel some opportunity slip away (this is worse when I cross out a whole page).
2. Seriously William and Mary? You want applications the day after tomorrow? Where I come from that's the Lord's day.
3. Somehow in my mind this was more of an all-at-once thing. I'm going to end up writing cover letters for the rest of the semester.
4. This year's JFP is 4 pages shorter than last year's ...