I'm applying for your job. My diss is pretty and I'm going to be super done before you hire me.
Did I mention I'm good for your job?
That seems simple enough, but somehow the 'I'm good for your job' is impossible to say in a nice, clean 4 sentence paragraph. I mean seriously. I am good for the job. My interests, your needs.. they go together like bananas and peanut butter. It may not sound good at first but try it!
So I'm just going to spend a little while longer on this lovely saturday night rewriting a fine but not great paragraph while my non-philosophy friend tells me not to go crazy (note: this somehow doesn't help).
-- Second Suitor