"With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound /
He [knocks] the [listless, dissertation-hating Philbot around]... /
Oh no, [this dissertation's] got to go /
Go go [Soon-to-be-Jaded Dissertator], yeah"
-Adapted liberally from BOC, Godzilla.
--STBJD
(Click on the pic for the full effect)
Update: Anon. 2:22 in comments improves upon my original hijacking of BOC:
"With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound /
They dash our job market hopes on the ground/
Neophyte philosophers crying out in pain/
Please don't make me defend this again!
We pick up a theory and we throw it back down/as we quantify and generalize all over the town"
Oh no, this thesis got to go /
Go go and publish (yeah)
Oh no, there goes my last hope/
Go go and finish!"
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because it's better than writing...
"With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound /
They dash our job market hopes on the ground/
Neophyte philosophers crying out in pain/
Please don't make me defend this again!
We pick up a theory and we throw it back down/as we quantify and generalize all over the town"
Oh no, this thesis got to go /
Go go and publish (yeah)
Oh no, there goes my last hope/
Go go and finish!"
PGS hasn't posted in two weeks. What gives?
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